My christmas card for 2018. The German text translates:

Reeindeer: “Now he has gone completly crazy. A christmas card with a unicorn and a kitten?”

Santa Claus: “Unicorns, they are legendary creatures, they don´t even exist.”

Squirrel: “There is not a single squirrel on the card. What is that supposed to be? A christmas card for wimps? (I can´t really translate Frauenversteher).”